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Festival Pack of Body Care Products

Festival Pack of Body Care Products

Regular price $22.95 USD
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Enjoy the Festival Pack from Simple Apothecary. Travel easily with 4 of our body care products made with only all natural, chemical free ingredients.

The Festival Pack means natural care for your whole body

Pamper yourself or someone you care about with a Festival Pack from Simple Apothecary! Smaller versions of our most popular products make traveling easier to your next festival. Be ready to jet off to your next fun event with our Festival Pack! Simple Apothecary uses organic and non-GMO ingredients as much as possible to provide chemical free care for the body.  You’ll get one each of Simple Apothecary’s fine quality body care products.

Included in the Festival Pack is *ONE EACH* of the following:

  • Custom cotton gift bag made in the USA
  • Basic Lip Balm (0.15 ounce tube)
  • Funk Off! All in One Cream (0.5 ounce trial-size container)
  • Kink Away Magnesium Cream (0.5 ounce trial-size container)
  • Simple Tooth Powder- choose from 3 flavors (0.5 ounce trial-size packet)

Why a Festival Pack?

The Simple Apothecary Festival Pack is an excellent way to bring a travel-size amount of our chemical free body care products to your next festival. Enjoy a full-size Basic Lip Balm, a 0.5 ounce trial-size container each of Funk Off! All in One Crema, Kink Away Magnesium Cream and a 0.5 ounce trial-size packet of Simple Tooth Powder.

You get to choose ONE of three flavors of Simple Tooth Powder.

How does it work?

Basic Lip Balm: Soothe and protect the delicate skin of your lips with our Basic Lip Balm. Say goodbye to dry, cracked lips with enriching ingredients such as shea butter, lanolin, hemp oil, vitamin E oil and jojoba oil. Unflavored lip balm means less lip licking to protect your lips from further damage. Organic lavender essential oil provides healing and protection, along with a light scent.

Funk Off! All Purpose After Shower Cream: All natural Funk Off! will become your go-to cream deodorant, antiperspirant, sensitive skin protectant and MORE! It excels in those sensitive areas that get red, raw, rubbed, moist, chafed and irritated while dancing your heart out. Protect areas such as the underboob, underbelly and groin area. Use it as an anti-chafing cream in addition to helping combat fungus and bacteria in moist areas. Can last for days at a time, making it ideal for festivals. This is duct tape in a jar as it fixes almost anything.

Kink Away Magnesium Cream: Ease your cramped muscles with a direct application of vital magnesium with our Kink Away Magnesium Cream. Regular leg and foot cramps as well as teeth clenching, can be indicators of insufficient magnesium. Although regular intake through whole foods is ideal, topical application of magnesium helps increase your immediate levels. Whenever you feel a cramp coming on, be sure to apply this gentle Magnesium Cream immediately. Use Magnesium Lotion at the end of a day of dancing and your muscles will thank you for it!

Simple Tooth Powder: Commercial toothpastes have chemical ingredients that absorb right into our blood stream every time we brush. Hormone disrupters? Cancer causing agents?!? WHAT!?? Our Simple Tooth Powder gets you back to the basics with simple ingredients, like baking soda, calcium carbonate powder, raw cacao powder and organic essential oils. Easy to use and great for your mouth. Safe for kids once they learn how to spit while brushing. **ALLERGY ALERT: CONTAINS CACAO NIBS**

Choose ONE of three flavors:


Hand Crafted Quality

As essential oils are a natural product, their potency will decrease over time. No synthetic preservatives or emulsifiers are used. Best if used within 1 year of purchase.

All Simple Apothecary products are handcrafted in small batches. Care is taken to ensure each jar is made to exacting standards and set with healing intentions. Simple Apothecary strives to use sustainable ingredients and packaging.



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  • The words healing begin within are seen over a hand pouring essential oils into a mortar and pestle filled with plant material.

    Set with Healing Intentions

    Every handcrafted remedy from Simple Apothecary has been set with healing intentions. I consciously think about what this product will do when it reaches your hands!

  • Natural ingedients are shown with the words, natural, organic and non-gmo. Simple Apothecary only uses natural ingredients.

    Made with the Best Ingredients

    I only use the best quality raw ingredients that are sustainably and ethically sourced. Everything is as organic and non-GMO as possible.