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Funk Off! Natural Deodorant and All Purpose After Shower Cream

Funk Off! Natural Deodorant and All Purpose After Shower Cream

Regular price $7.95 USD
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Funk Off! goes beyond an all-natural cream deodorant and antiperspirant to soothe and protect sensitive skin from bacteria and fungus.

Funk Off! Means Natural Protection that Works

Funk Off… a funny name for a remarkable cream. From your armpits to your feet along with every crease and crevice in between, you too can get the funk off with Funk Off! All Purpose After Shower Cream. It takes longer to say the entire name than it takes for it to work.

Funk Off is tough against the everyday odors, bacteria, and fungus on our skin that create funk, while still being gentle to your body. Funk Off! replaces a variety of products, including commercial deodorants and antiperspirants, anti-chafing, anti-fungal, AND antibacterial creams.

As a natural deodorant for men and women, it just works.

How do I use it?

It’s quite easy. Dab a small amount of Funk Off! between the first few fingers of both hands before rubbing it into clean, dry skin. No need to stop at your armpits with this all-natural deodorant- it’s made to soothe and protect ALL the raw, rubbed, moist, chafed, or stinky areas on your body.

A little goes a long way, so you’ll find a single jar lasts for months at a time. You will appreciate how well this protective cream prevents odor, while the light and pleasant peppermint scent won’t overwhelm or compete with anything else you’re wearing (such as my Natural Blends spray). Once you rub it in, it won’t stain clothing.


  • Aluminum-free deodorant that is natural AND actually works all day.
  • Baking soda free.
  • Light natural antiperspirant.
  • Safe to use all over the body.
  • Won’t stain clothing.
  • Soothes inflamed skin while forming a protective barrier against sweat and clothing.
  • Can be effective in replacing many bathroom products, including those for deodorant, antiperspirant, antibacterial cream, bug bite relief, heat rash, hemorrhoids, Athlete’s foot, jock itch, and more.
  • A little goes a long way!
  • Virtually scent-free once the cream is rubbed in.
  • Contains only natural and safe ingredients.
  • Safe to use on broken skin.
  • Available in 3 reusable and recyclable container sizes: 0.5 ounce trial-size tin, 2 ounce and 4 ounce sizes amber glass jars.
  • Ideal gift for anyone with a dirty job!
  • Great gift for an outdoors enthusiast, thrill seeker, or generally active person.


All Simple Apothecary products are hand crafted with healing intentions in small batches. No synthetic emulsifiers are used, so natural separation may occur in high temperatures- simply stir the product before use. No synthetic preservatives are used, so natural spoilage will occur over time. For best results, please use within 1 year of opening.



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Simple Apothecary guarantees you a positive experience that is centered around individual satisfaction. Every handcrafted product is made with minimally processed natural and organic ingredients that come from the earth, and are safe for most people. I will never make implausible or far-reaching claims.

Instead, I promise to be transparent about what is in my products, how to use them in the best way possible, and who they are NOT recommended for. I promise that when used correctly, my natural products are one of your best chances at a natural alternative.

Simple Apothecary will always be an ethical company that stands behind this guarantee.

Rebecca Finn, Founder & Owner

Company Return Policy

Handcrafted Simple Apothecary Products

At Any Time

Not sure your Simple Apothecary product is working as expected? Please talk to me! Call or text me directly at (530) 680-8559, or you can email me. I may have some tips and tricks that will make it work better for you.

Within 7 Days of Delivery

If your order arrives damaged, spoiled, or something similar, please email or call me immediately. Send me a picture of what’s wrong within 7 days of delivery, and I will mail you a replacement free of charge.

Within 30 Days of Purchase

If you’re still not happy, mail the product back to me for a full refund of your purchase price.


Gift Cards

Gift cards are not eligible for returns.


Printed Items

The following policy has been supplied by my third-party printer, Printful.

Printed items are not made by Simple Apothecary- they are made and sent by Printful. All printed products, such as t-shirts, sweatshirts and totes are supplied by an independent third-party. Any claims for misprinted/damaged/defective items must be submitted within 4 weeks after the product has been received.

For packages lost in transit, all claims must be submitted no later than 4 weeks after the estimated delivery date. Claims deemed an error on our part are covered at our expense.

If you notice an issue on the products or anything else on the order, please contact Simple Apothecary directly within 4 weeks of delivery.

The return address MUST BE the Printful facility. When they receive a returned shipment, an automated email notification will be sent to Simple Apothecary. Unclaimed returns get donated to charity after 4 weeks. If Printful’s facility isn’t used as the return address, your return will NOT be processed.

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